Wales Twinned with Nevada
There was a uncomfortable silence this morning when the news was broken by the Queen at breakfast that ‘Phillip’ had bet Wales on a pair of two’s on a recent trip to Las Vegas.
Its new owner “Golden Palace” casino’s gave a statement that it would not be taking Wales away from the UK immediately as its inhabitants will need time to adapt to it not raining. They have announced plans to sponsor participants from the Red Bull air race in a lucrative sponsorship deal to tow it away. Speed Cameras are being re-pointed to the sky in light of the welsh constabularly having the chance of making a quick few quid.
A spokesman from Sipgwgsgseuiobergbse, Wales was optimistic however could not comment as he was in the queue to swap his wellies for a sombrero.
A representative from the Royal family justified the expenditure with the statement that the Prince had been trying to help the country with the betting spree in that if the hand had gone his way he would have been $50 dollars up, (About 15 pence) and was trying to save Northern Rock.